Friday, January 19, 2007

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?



Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it
gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago.
You know why? It was redundant.


  • In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit
    your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t
    immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric
    acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
  • 20 minutes:
    Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds
    to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s
    plenty of that at this particular moment)
  • 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
  • 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production
    stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the
    same way heroin works, by the way.
  • minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium,
    magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost
    in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial
    sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
  • Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties
    come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that
    you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed
    to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
  • minutes: As the rave inside of you dies
    down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable
    and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water
    that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable
    nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours.
(As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke,
it’ll make you feel better.





*FYI: The Coke itself is not the enemy, here. It’s the dynamic
combo of massive sugar doses combined with caffeine and phosphoric
acid. Things which are found in almost all soda.


Further Reading/Sources On Healthbolt








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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

thats fuckin sick dude but fuck it i cant give coke up niether kind haha joke joke joke :P