Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs




Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.


The above was all found on Gizmodo, check out the original article on Giz by clicking here.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Make Your iPod Kid-Safe


It's never too early to start indoctrinating your children into the Church of Apple, and this iFrogz Tadpole iPod Case can do just that. Featuring big ol' handles to let the young ones grab it and kid-sized headphones, it's the perfect way to let your kid appreciate the clean design and intuitive functionality of the iPod before they can walk. Before you know it, they'll be drooling over 8-core Mac Pros, just like Dad. –Adam Frucci

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Coolest Birthday Cake Ever


Some 15 year old kid got this cake on his birthday along with the real thing. I found this at this site if you wanna know more.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Gmail Paper...April Fools!




Yes folks, it's April Fools Day today and Google is joining in on the fun and pranks with it's latest addition, Google Paper. Here are the technical specs for this fictitious new service:

  • Is it free? Yes. The cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica. No pop-ups, no flashy animations—these are physically impossible in the paper medium.
  • How about attachments? All part of the deal. Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip. MP3 and WAV files will not be printed. We recommend maintaining copies of your non-paper Gmail in these cases.
  • Is there a limit? You can make us print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. It’s whatever seems reasonable to you.
  • But what about the environment? Not a problem. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

"Make the Pie Higher!"

Today we take a break from the regular geeky posts to bring you this poem.

"Make the Pie Higher!" poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

This poem is entirely comprised of Bushisms. To view the history of each Busism used, click here . To learn what a Bushism is, click here. And to visit my blog, click here.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Kaiser Chiefs - Brilliant!

Okay , so I don't know if this is really the great Kaiser Chiefs before they were famous or if it's highschool students who re-enacted the music video but either way it's a great video! Watch how the people scream.



And below is the video we all know and love! Damn creative!

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID AMERICANS!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Sons That Make Their Parents Proud!












































Creative Advertisements Around The World

Pilot Watch Advertisement

An advertisement by Jung von Matt/Alster for watchmaker IWC. Bus straps have been fashioned from images of IWC’s Big Pilot’s Watch to allow bus travellers near the airport to try before they buy at Berlin, Germany. Ambient advertising at its best!


Heineken Advertisement

An innovative idea on a large billboard in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Want to get that ‘Heineken’?

Unicenter Shopping Mall Advertisement Campaign

A great advertisment campaign at Unicenter Shopping Mall in Buenos Aires, Argentina for Valentine’s Day. It magnifies the romantic ambience with a simple idea.

Folgers Coffee Advertisement

Appetizing photo of a cup of Folgers coffee was printed on vinyl and placed on top of steaming New York City manhole covers. Holes cut out of the vinyl let steam rise through. Headline around cup reads “Hey, City That Never Sleeps. Wake up.”

Body Odour Advertisement

Life-size stickers of people were stuck on automatic sliding doors at a mall in Mumbai, India. When someone approaches the doors will move apart and it seems like people on the door are moving away. Creative? cool? The person enters to find the message ‘People Move Away When You Have Body Odour’.

M-Tech Plasma HID Advertisement

It’s by Lucideas agency from Malaysia for Plasma HID headlights. The advertisement which features torch marks has been pasted in selected car park locations and reads “Plasma HID 300% brighter than regular headlights”.

The Maid Advertisement

A life size sticker for the horror movie ‘The Maid’ in Singapore placed near the toilet round the corner. Will you dare to go to toilet to pee after saw the advertisement? This kind of advertisement will makes you pee in your pants before you go into the toilet.

Indivi Advertisement

A huge mirror was built that allowed passersby to stop and look at themselves wearing Indivi clothes at a shopping mall in Tokyo, Japan. So, you will not dirty the clothes and can have a quick look at it after u wear it.

Vending Machine Advertisement

An advertisement for a job recruiting company in Berlin, Germany. Depicting people working in the vending machines, ATMs, it delivers the message that ‘Life is too short for the wrong job’.

Duracell Battery Advertisement

Cool advertisement found in Malaysia. A sticker has been placed on the high voltage box depicting that Duracell’s batteries were used.

Deodorant Axe advertisement

This controversial idea was done in Dubai by Sandeep Fernandes and Husen Baba Khan for the male deodorant, Axe. The mouse pad that every guy needs.

Quit Smoking Advertisement

This is an advertisement found in Vancouver during the National Non-Smoking Week. The car was placed at the Vancouver Art Gallery and the message reads ‘Death from car accidents: 370, Death from smoking-related causes: 6,027, Quit now before it kills you.’

Cleaner I.C.U Advertisement

Life size stickers were stuck on glass doors at shops, airports in South Africa for the advertisement of glass and window cleaner I.C.U. Can I.C.U make your glass so clean?

Fitness Company Advertisement

At the first glance, it looks like someone is doing weights. Another creative idea by The Fitness Company. Heavy Weights were placed at various subways in New York City which creates an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights.

Yoga Advertisement

A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga school. It showcases the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drink straws. A surge of enquiries and enrollment went after up this promotional stunt.

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