Wednesday, March 28, 2007

"Make the Pie Higher!"

Today we take a break from the regular geeky posts to bring you this poem.

"Make the Pie Higher!" poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

This poem is entirely comprised of Bushisms. To view the history of each Busism used, click here . To learn what a Bushism is, click here. And to visit my blog, click here.

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